This page contains top-secret information designated ONLY for the eyes of Christie’s Bachelorette Party Invitees (hereafter known as “Agents”). Agents, and only Agents, have received a top secret document containing the necessary passwords to access Mission Instructions.
Please utilize the links to the right, and apply the designated passwords to obtain essential information regarding your impending mission scheduled for:
7 SEPTEMBER 2013.
All others are forbidden from access. If this site detects any unauthorized use, it will self-destruct.